Squeezebottom Scoundrel

I have a life in the parallel universe: Kingdom of Loathing The Council of Loathing gives me missions, along the way I battle undead elbow macaroni and heal myself with my moxie weed. When my mojo is down, I mix a little cocktail or cook up some tasty treats in my e.z.bake oven. When I'm tired, I go down the shore in the Bitchin' Meat Car I built. A 15 lb. mosquito friend who'd help me by sucking my opponent's blood. My name is bobum, I'm an accordian thief who likes to trollop in a f3d0r4 and bloody clown pants and this is what I look like:



Is an adventurer you? play now.


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