trying to walk slow is futile

The super air conditioner blast at Javits started a drip drip down the throat throat which is presently being washed down with copious amounts of citrusy liquid. In an effort to save resources, this bean attempted rather unsuccessfully to 'take it easy' on the streets of Manhattan. Like asking rain to come down slower. I must have looked like a driver just learning stick...rearing up and then halting only to find myself maxed at the top of the gear again.


pernicious porch: beware glass, syringes, sassy girls


local wild life: endangering human habitat


This summer Teddy is the new Sherry. Only she does her dishes. And her friend's dishes. But in defense of Sherry, who cannot defend herself from her borrowed unconnected connect-i-cut mansion, she has fewer moxious maneuvers and perhaps less mysticality. But then again, who's maneuvers can compare to the Mighty Moxicity of Miss Wong.

Then again..... Teddy + said friends partook of our pernicious porch with fresh coffee, concord grapes, nutella and fresh baked bread. We sipped and sang on furniture we disposed of a miraculous 14 hours prior (life expectancy for freebies is usually in the 1-2 hour range) while watching birds gather debris for nesting and the menfolk kick up neighborly concrete dust. Ah Brooklyn.